Hey have not seen your wife in 30 years!

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/16/nyregion/amid-junk-at-hoarders-house-his-missing-wife.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&smid=tw-nytimes&_r=0




Hey that's because some dudes bury their wives in nice barrels in the back yard or in a cellar.